She left before I could let her know that was not okay. At all.
P.S. I tried to find an image for this post. You can imagine. So here's a unicorn:
Update: I spoke to Urja the French psychic who smacked me, and she swears it was an accident. She said, "I waz dannsing zo fast, I must ave brush agains yew." With an open hand. On my ass. Really hard.
awesome - somehow unicorns and ass slappin' grannies work...
ReplyDeleteHollie! I just found this blog today through your tweet! I had no idea that you had started up again (as my Dad said you might...).
ReplyDeleteMy goodness.
I cried for Baya, got mad at the deer that ate the tomato, almost wished that I had gone to shul, myself, and really wished that I had thought of the "exuberance of youth" excuse years ago.
Welcome back, and thank you.
The Unicorn spank made my day.
Zoë